Another earthquake!!!

Usually my thoughts as I drift to sleep centre around contentment thinking about jokes of the day just passed and speculation about whether I'll survive the night.

Last night, my thought process was as follows:

1) Erwgh, some kind of wind demon in my bedroom

2) That's not wind. Alien invasion! - The mothership has landed - where's my gun?

3) Probably an earthquake - kewl.

4) Hang on, there will be couples across England making love at right this moment, and now for the rest of their lives will be able to joke that the earth literally did move for them. Dammit that I'm not one of them.